Lifting…
Blame Russ for this one… emails are always good for a laugh or several.
1. A mass of concreted earthy material perennially rotating on its own axis will not accumulate an accretion of bryophytic vegetation.
2. A superabundance of talent skilled in the preparation of gastronomic concoctions will impair the quality of a certain potable solution made by immersing a gallinaceous bird in ebullient Adam’s ale.
3. Individuals who perforce constrained to be domiciled in vitreous structures of patent fragility should on no account employ petrous formations as projectiles.
4. That prudent avis which matutinally deserts the coziness of its abode will ensnare a vermiculate creature.
5. Everything that coruscates with effulgence is not ipso facto aurous.
6. Do not dissipate your competence by hebetudinous produgiality lest you subsequently lament an exiguous inadequacy.
7. An addle-pated beetlehead and his specie divaricate with startling prematurity.
8. It can be no other than a maleficent horizontally propelled current of gaseous matter whose portentous advent is not the harbinger of a modicum of beneficence.
9. One should hyper-esthetically exercise macrography upon that situs which one will eventually tenant if one propels oneself in the troposphere.
10. Aberration is the hallmark of homosapiens while longanimous placability and condonation are the indicid of supramundane omniscience.
11. Equine quadrupeds may indubitably be induced to approach the well-known standard of specific gravity, but not necessarily be induced to imbibe thereof.
12. A single graphic facsimile with our without embellishment is usually appraised in excess of myriad articulations.
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