Ahoy, matey!
That’s it.
It’s settled.
Emily and I are running off to be pirates. Wearing tight pants and billowy white shirts and sailing off onto the open seas. With cabin slaveboys and a night crew and luxurious cabins. The cabin slaves will give foot rubs and back rubs, and fetch things and make beds.
And we will be so much smarter than the pirates in disney films.
Mwahahaha!
We’ll take interviews if you want to join us.
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